Thomax Buys You A T-Shirt

January 19th, 2010 | By Thomax

“Good news, everyone!”

Say what?
Yes, I’m buying you all t-shirts! Well, technically not all of you, because that would ruin me financially for all forseeable future, but SOME of you beautiful people will definitely walk away with 100% free merchandise.

But why?
Partly because I really and sincerely feel like I have to give something back to all the people who have supported and spread my music through several years now, but also to distract you with shiny objects and loot as I take even longer to put the finishing touches on The REMIX-Files Vol. 5 than I originally promised.

So how?
This is the creepy part. I want you to write “Thomax” on a piece of paper, on your arm, on your wall, on your spouse or wherever you like, then send a picture of the result to shirt@thomax.org. That’s it! FYI: This is not me collecting fapping material, it’s just a way to make it a BIT more interesting than just having people mailbomb me with their adresses. (Also, your picture might end up in an awesome YouTube video, but we’ll get back to that if it happens)

Original submissions will be rewarded with internet props even if you don’t win! *
* = worth absolutely nothing in any valid currency.

Sizes available: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large, XXX-Large.
Please note in the e-mail which size you’d like.

Deadline (EDITED): February 28th.

If you don’t want a t-shirt at all, just send a picture with the words “Fuck you, Thomax” to can.has.a.deathwish@thomax.org and our Eastern Bloc associates will get back to you shortly.

PS: Thomax is in no way, shape or form responsible for any laws you might break during your quest for awesome pictures. Should you end up on the receiving end of a juicy ticket for posting the word “THOMAX” on the side of your local police station, you’re so on your own, buddy. You still might win, though.